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Camo Demotivational Poster


CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.


INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....


TAGS: missing camo
Rating: 4.38/5

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SNIPERS - Even they have Christmas Spirit


TAGS: sniper camo
Rating: 4.75/5

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Verdeckt - January 8, 2012, 4:56 am
What sort of sicko collects those? Brass monkeys must be bigger than normal ones. ...


OSAMA BIN LADIN - No wonder we can't catch him. All we have are stinkin Humvee's.




BABY WITH A SHOTGUN - Just try to take my candy dirt bag.




DOG OR TOWEL? - Puppy showing off HIS mad Ninja Camo Skills! (and I didn't even need Photoshop for this one)


TAGS: ninja dog doggie puppy camo camoflage
Rating: 1.91/5

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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
TMI, Derek, TMI ;)
Derek - January 8, 2010, 7:40 pm
"When I stay in the bath too long I get all wrinkly."


SUCCESS - Is often measured in relation to your defeats.




ID CARDS -




Middle East -




COOKIE MONSTER CAMOUFLAGE -


TAGS: cookie monster camouflage bides time
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:03 pm
Cookie.


MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS - You'll be livin in a van down by the river!


TAGS: camo
Rating: 3.57/5

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CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment


TAGS: september challenge military h** women rock camo
Rating: 3.52/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 1:05 pm
Saw her in Bagram back in 02...couldn't find an empty por***otty on the whole d*** base that night.
Bah - November 6, 2009, 10:31 am
...yep, that definitely says "Combat ra**"
richai - October 22, 2009, 11:30 pm
Leeann Tweeden FTW! long time viewer, first time poster.
temp - October 4, 2009, 8:04 pm
Does her shirt say "1969 Combat ra**"?
BoneCD - September 29, 2009, 12:12 am
I wonder how much that pen would go for on EBay...
Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:18 pm
At the front line of the moral-booster division


REMEMBER LAST NIGHT - When your loud music and swearing kept the rest of the camp awake ?


TAGS: remember last night music lud camp camoing tent mud
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MO - December 29, 2009, 12:44 am
Canada was here!!!


CAMO IS SILLY -




CANADIAN CAMO - so this is what we send to the desert, that will work




CARTOON LOGIC - Whatever you think it can work will work. If you think there is still ground under your feet you can stand or walk in midair. If you think your silly camouflage can fool your enemy it will do.




CAMOUFLAGE - You're doing it wrong




CAMOUFLAGE -


TAGS: ptsd camouflage free verse poster
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 5:03 pm

Thank you, Airman!~
Airman - July 10, 2013, 4:34 pm
but I was so much younger then.. very nice
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 10:26 am

And thank you for the nice compliment.
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 10:25 am

Morning to you, too, GaryO. The husbing and I both live with PTSD. One of the first things a friend of his said to me, upon our first meeting~~and me gushing about what a great guy my husbing is, was, "You should have known him before."
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 10:08 am
Very nice prose, LG. Didn’t know you were so creepy. I may be creepy too. Thought it was COPD
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 9:12 am

Well, d***! I found an all-night third-hand, 24-hour clothing store. Had to drive all the way to Denver to get my dress! It's a lovely shade of gray. Jilted, I tells ya'! I've been jilted!
steve1961 - July 10, 2013, 2:41 am
You're very welcome...doesn't mean we're engaged or anything...;)
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 9:44 pm

Thank you very much, Steve. I wrote this, so your comments are much appreciated.
steve1961 - July 9, 2013, 9:35 pm
How is this not a perfect 5 all around? Excellent.
Reality Lord - July 9, 2013, 9:31 pm

whoa
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 6:33 pm

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 9, 2013, 5:40 pm
Boom. 5L


CAMOUFLAGE -




OWNED - I hate Mondays


TAGS: camo
Rating: 3.44/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 1:20 pm
Could you have seen us through a glass You would have said a walk Of farmers out to turn the grass, Each with his own hay-fork. The watchers in their leopard suits Waited till it was time, And aimed between the belt and boot And let the barrel climb.


CHANCES II -




FIND SOMEONE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE - Walk into them. Say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!




THE CAMO LAMBO - The Camoflage Lamborgini The most awesome military car EVER!


TAGS: camoflage lamborgini
Rating: 2.41/5

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Koradan - November 25, 2009, 2:40 pm
I hate to break it to YOU.... who am I kidding, no I don't... IT'S A JOKE!!!!!
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:00 am
Hate to break it to you, but just coz its camo, don't mean its military


PLEASE STAND CLOSER - Because your 'big john' isn't as big as you think


TAGS: camo
Rating: 2.33/5

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ROLL WITH IT -


TAGS: camouflage calendar makeup insecurity
Rating: 3.67/5

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CloudchaserS - June 18, 2012, 8:18 am
I( agree with this, though I have to admit that I think a lady looks good with a bit of purple eye shadow


STEALTH -




MY HEROES -


TAGS: heroes camouflage uniforms
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 2:41 pm
So, you're a 'fiddler'?
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:55 am
Theirs generally blends better...
bill - October 11, 2009, 4:49 pm
mine 2
Tarantula - October 8, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yea but my Enemies have no chance if at life if they try to kill me, I WILL fight back and Ill make sure I kill them before I die and go to fiddlers green
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:06 pm
So do your enemies
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 11:26 am
My camo underoos are nobody else's business. I thought we agreed on this, Ron!


Camouflage -




Take a seat -


TAGS: cou*** invisible camouflage bench sitting
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 1:42 am
Gotta love the words that get censored here...bahaha. Glad the poster gave ya a chuckle grey.
Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:58 am
Ha ha ha. Lady of many faces, mis***** of disguise...


Camo Briefs -




HAMMY THE HUNTER -




Tree -




Bath Time for LuLu -




Sneaky People -




Robin Hood -




Aint No Dogs Here -




Camouflage -




BILL MURRAY - So i says to the Llama, hey, how bout a little somethin for the effort


TAGS: camo
Rating: 3.67/5

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owls -




WHEN I TRY - To Blend Into The Surroundings...The Lack Of A White Boot Seems To Blow My Cover!




CAMOUFLAGE - How you try to be when you've done something wrong... and your wife/parents just found out




CAMOUFLAGE - OK If I sit really still he won't see me. Then POW!!! ZIFF!!! BANG!!!! I got him.




WTF!! - All WOODLAND CAMOFLAGE equipment even Sleeping Bags (FART SACS) were supposed to be DX'ed back in JUNE.




Hidden Within -


TAGS: camouflage happy rose shadow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - March 20, 2015, 11:17 am
Well done, angel! I like exploring the archives. I luv a lot of your stuff! 5L!
MissPriss - March 19, 2015, 12:53 am
A 5L welcome back. Happy to see your work gracing the joint.


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